martes, 29 de marzo de 2011

ROFL

Somebody e-mailed me a silly hilarious text, which I thought must be shown.
I selected the best sentences and translated them.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
It’s called: Why men are never depressed.


Wedding preparation is none of their business.
They keep their surname.
They can eat chocolate no matter what.
People don’t stare at their breasts.
The world is their urinal.
They don’t have the need to drive to the next GAS station because off dirty restrooms.
They NEVER get pregnant.
Shoes don’t hurt their feet.
Car mechanics tell them the truth about the situation of your car after an 'incident'.
A phone call only lasts for 30 seconds.
They cannot see a crease in their clothes.
They just need a case for a five-day trip/holiday.
A three-underwear pack only costs 8’90€.
They don’t need more than 3 shoes
They can have the same hair style for years.
Wrinkles gave men more character and attractiveness.
Everything in their face remains in the original color –except hair.
The only thing they  shave is HAVE TO their face -or at least
They can choose whether to wear a moustache or not.
They can do their nails wherever they want, they just need a little Swiss butterfly knife.
They can buy twenty Christmas presents in half an hour.
Now, I'm not surprised that men are always happy!